this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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