i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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