The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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