so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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