And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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