i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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