respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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