Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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