I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I party with great urgency now.
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