Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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