just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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