Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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