Buhtt sex?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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