How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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