i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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