And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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