somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
