They should really pass out barf bags in church
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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