that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
