You're so nebulous sometimes
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Pooping to opera.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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