ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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