How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
im calling her cock vulture from now on
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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