you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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