you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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