oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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