People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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