$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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