kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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