i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Randomize
