David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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