just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Pants are for mortals
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