Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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