Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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