your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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