Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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