The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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