I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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