no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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