but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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