she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
