I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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