Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Randomize
