My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
