it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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