There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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