i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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