I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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