kristin has been a bad kristin
We named our party play list daddy issues
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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