no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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