do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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